I list these things every once in a while, because for some reason, it helps me with my sanity. And at this point, I'll take anything that helps.

So here are just a few random things I've heard in my house in recent days........

"I don't wanna take a shower - it's too showery."

"Get your chicken off the floor."

"You wanna piece of me?"

"Noooo!!!!!!! That's not fair!!! It's MY turn to vacuum!!!"

"Can we PLEASE trade toothbrushes?"

"Why is it ok for Daddy to say bad words. But not me?" (Note: The bad word she's referring to is "hate". As in, "I hate when that happens...")

"She (Miss Bittles) has popcorn on her back."

And perhaps the sweetest, spoken by my three year old........

"Why doesn't the Tin Man have a heart? I guess he doesn't have Jesus, then. That's sad, Mommy."