We Live in a Nuthouse

Interesting sayings I heard in my house this week:

- "Mommy, can we go that park with the slides? I can slide real fast and you can eat chicken." (Just for the record, I don't think I've ever eaten chicken at the park while my children are sliding. But whatever.)

- "Your feet are stinky. Give them a bath."

- "Don't step on that eyeball! It's already part squished!"

- "Can we go to California today?"

- "I bit her on accident. When I opened my mouth, she put her arm up here and my mouth just closed!" (Yeah, right.)

- "Can we have cotton candy for breakfast?"

(and then after breakfast,)

- "I ate my pancakes. Can I have some candy now?"

And some theological inquiries for ya:

- "I'm thinking there were no bras a long time ago, like when Adam and Eve were in the garden. So, what did Eve do with her boobies?"